Author Archives: thestrine

Bald Archy Prize: Shit-eating Rinehart wins, High Gillard Second

Posted on April 5, 2013 by thestrine

This years winner of the Bald Archy is likely to anger those of the conservative right but most of the country will likely be highly amused at the sight of ‘Shit-eating grin’, a portrait of Gina Rinehart smiling with feces … Continue reading →

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Removing baby bonus will hurt sales: Gerry Harvey

Posted on February 27, 2013 by thestrine

Gerry Harvey has taken aim at suggestions of scrapping the baby bonus in his latest campaign to drum up support from the Gillard government. In what he describes as “A vicious attack on the retail sector by leftie communists”, Harvey … Continue reading →

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NRA Fails to notice the difference between skeet shooting and people shooting

Posted on February 4, 2013 by thestrine

The NRA has once again proven the importance in keeping it away from political debates, with their recent criticism of President Obama’s skeet shooting hobby, says supporters of the gun control lobby in America. The NRA’s criticism centres around photos in … Continue reading →

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American abattoir steps in to solve school gun violence

Posted on February 4, 2013 by thestrine

A large abattoir in America has joined the fight against school gun violence, with a radical plan to merge the two institutions. The abattoir wants to introduce live cattle grazing into schools in the hope that enraged citizens would take … Continue reading →

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Peta, Australia reject Good Charlotte. Band replies: “We didn’t like you anyway”

Posted on February 1, 2013 by thestrine

PETA, the organisation behind the infamous ‘I’de rather go naked than wear fur’ campaign, has renounced former supporters Good Charlotte over their recent KFC ad campaign. PETA, which has drawn criticism about its fur campaign over the fact that celebrity … Continue reading →

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Channel 9 wins new Cricket TV Rights deal, announces new sponsors

Posted on January 31, 2013 by thestrine

Channel 9 have announced that they have secured a new 5 year TV rights deal with Cricket Australia, and as part of the new right deal have also announced a raft of new sponsorship deals. The new sponsorships involved came … Continue reading →

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Coles fined by ACCC over “grossly indecent” ad campaign

Posted on January 31, 2013 by thestrine

The ACCC has struck a blow in the supermarket wars after fining Coles for what it describes as a ‘grossly and indecently annoying ad campaign’. The ‘Down down’  ad campaign, which had apparently been bordering on breaking the guidelines already, … Continue reading →

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Peter Jackson to direct ‘Hungry Caterpillar’ Trilogy

Posted on January 30, 2013 by thestrine

In news fresh out of Hollywood this morning, it has been announced that Peter Jackson will be directing the new ‘Hungry Caterpillar’ trilogy, based upon the beloved children’s book. Warner Brothers had reportedly been searching for a director for months, … Continue reading →

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‘Lord’ Monckton in hospital after eyes escape

Posted on January 30, 2013 by thestrine

In a gruesome turn of events, the infamous ‘Lord’ Monckton was rushed to hospital after his eyes burst from his head during a conference earlier today. Monkton was giving a speech and, in a rare break from tradition, answering questions … Continue reading →

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Man comes out of closet: Finds more room for clothes

Posted on January 30, 2013 by thestrine

27 year old Gary Smith finally came out of the closet today in a bid for a new life. Mr Smith has known he is homosexual since the age of 14, but spent the past 13 years of his life … Continue reading →

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